Foreign Exchange

"Can I come with you to London? You could take me as your pet," said Major Mojo S. Boogie.

"Kind of like that woman who had a conjugal visit to her husband in prison and tried to sneak him out in her suit case?" asked JJ.

"Sort of. Only without the conjugal visit."

"What?! It's because I'm fat, isn't it?"

"No, it's because I don't want to sleep with you. However, if I swung that way, you know you'd be my first choice. I just want to be your Golden Retreiver."