Happiness...

"Peanut butter crackers make me very happy. Plus they're good in a pinch and are pretty healthy." --Swedish Fish Rock

Eyes rolling...

"Gag me with a rusty gravy ladle..." --JJ

Reputations...

"I'm a super secret spy. I have a reputation to uphold!" -- Major Mojo S. Boogie

D-Day...

"Happy D-Day! Merry D-Day! Joyous D-Day!" -- Jack Black Doppelganger

Dictionary...

" 'Texted' is not a word." --JJ