Destruction...

"If you don't agree with me, I will destroy you." -- Major Mojo S. Boogie

Assistance...

"That's not input... that's me micromanaging." -- Swedish Fish Rock

The Force...

"The ways of the Force are like the Mac... mysterious and wise." -- Pat the Roadie

Earn your keep...

Swedish Fish Rock: Pat the Roadie is not yet cupcake worthy. One day he will earn it.
Hunchback and D-Buttersnaps: What did you say? We didn't hear you, we were sniffing cupcakes.

You're Dead to Me...

"IT Punk Dude, you are dead to me after you fix that computer." – Swedish Fish Rock