Your Reputation...

"Blah, blah, being a good person, blah..." -- Mrs. Weasel Nums

Paranoia...

"It's better to be paranoid than dead." -- Swedish Fish Rock

Choose your words wisely...

"Does monkies want to be free?" -- D-Buttersnaps and Mrs. Weasel Nums when debating whether to use the word "do" or "does" in a headline.

Office Survivor...

In response to the funny smell coming from the refrigerator:
"You've been voted off the Island. Take your meat and go." --Major Mojo S. Boogie

Foreign Exchange

"Can I come with you to London? You could take me as your pet," said Major Mojo S. Boogie.

"Kind of like that woman who had a conjugal visit to her husband in prison and tried to sneak him out in her suit case?" asked JJ.

"Sort of. Only without the conjugal visit."

"What?! It's because I'm fat, isn't it?"

"No, it's because I don't want to sleep with you. However, if I swung that way, you know you'd be my first choice. I just want to be your Golden Retreiver."

Here's how it is...

"It's not personal, it's branding." --Major Mojo S. Boogie