Needle Point on punctuation.

I have one student who over-uses exclamation points and it's become really stressful for me to read her assignments

Queen Bee on Onions

After expressing our love for garlic and onions: Garlic breath over friends.

Guamex on onions.

Keep your distance. No no onions, no flavor.

Queen Bee on nutrition

Anything I hear is healthy (plus hotdogs), I eat.

George Orwell and Animal Farm

Not A Flautist: "There's always a pig."

Not A Flautist (Alina) Takes Lunch at Her Desk

I'm on my lunch, but I'm here if somebody needs me...but don't need me.

On photography

Photoschriber:

Sometimes I like to take photos of people because they are so unflattering. Just normal, human, everyday stuff. But something I could really blackmail them with.

Queen Bee: 

You stay away from me, Scott!

Crafty Sven

That's how I want to live. Determined, but not sweaty and gross.

Photoshriber, speaking of CATS:

You have to see it to really hate it.

Where Joy came from

Guamex, talking about how Almond Joey came to work for the college: We found him floating in a basket in the Jordan River.

Kindness...

Crafty Sven: That was so kind.
Photoscriber: ... I hate that guy.

Questions...

"But I want to keep asking questions to which you have said you don't know the answer to." --Photoschriber

Supercalifragilisticexpialadocious...

"That's the supercalifragilisticexpialadocious dust jacket, even though the sound of it is something quite pretentious." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Bagels...

"Never flowers. Always bagels." -- Queen Bee

Oops...

"I expect to see your resignation on my desk, Photoschriber, in 5 minutes." -- Almond Joey

Bach...

"I'll be bahck... Not the musician." -- Crafty Sven

Funny...

"I don't have time to be funny." -- Queen Bee

Lotion...

"Betty Bath, Body Works and Beyond!" -- Crafty Sven

Buoyancy...

"I can absoLUTEly float." -- Needle Point