Koozie vs Cozy...

"Koozie is the Kleenex of Cozy." -- Photoschriber

Ideas...

"I wanted to have an idea, but I couldn't." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Felxibility...

"Of course I'm flexible. I'm a Marketing Manager." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Lunch...

"I just got a huge plate of processed food over in marketing." -- VIP

Text...

Curly Q: Can you get that to fit?
Photoschriber: If I get out my electronic shoehorn...

Design Help...

"You just have to know what to steal off of the internet." -- Photoschriber

Concert...

"Rock on, old dude! Rock on!" -- Highly Suspeck

Wants...

"Do you want happiness or stress?" -- Queen Bee

Weekend...

"Does any one else feel like it's the end of the week but it's only frickin' Tuesday?" -- Queen Bee

Pain...

"I'm having a pain in my heart, except on the wrong side." -- Crafty Sven

Privacy...

"It's the 21st Century, folks. There is no privacy anymore." -- Photoschriber

Commas...

"Comma chameleon." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Proofing...

"Well, at least there are Hello Kitty stickers." -- Photoscriber

Wallpaper...

Photoschriber: Are those donuts?
Hot Pink Gym Shoes: Or Froot Loops.

Go Big...

Queen Bee: It's go big or go home.
Crafty Sven: Let's go home.
Queen Bee: We can go big tomorrow.

Testing...

"Because what we need is less qualified and dumber doctors." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Parking...

"I'll come back when I can park next to Almond Joey." -- Ringmaster

Children...

"Well, I haven't died from complications with children yet so..." -- Photoschriber

Pirates...

Wizard of Wizdom: "Unplug to Rech-ARG-e" – The story of how a kid consumed by electronics unplugs them all and starts using his imagination to search for hidden treasure.
Hot Pink Gym Shoes: I would read that.

Oxford Comma...

"The only thing the oxford comma really has going for it is its' first name..." -- Almond Joey

Proofreading...

"I've always wondered what the 'add mustache' symbol meant." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Clothing...

"They just look so Walmart..." -- Photoschriber

Help...

"All I heard was your eyes." -- Queen Bee to Medicine Woman

IHOB...

"I hope it's the International House of Bacon." -- Wizard of Wizdom

Experience...

"Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want." --Photoschriber

Virtue...

"Nobody knows virtue better than a proprietary school." -- Ringmaster

Work...

"I just work here, and I print." -- Queen Bee

Legacy...

"I would like my legacy to be 'impersonal but efficient'." -- Ringmaster

Design Woes...

"Oh crop..." -- Wizard of Wizdom

Profanity...

"Some really, well-placed profanity can be good." -- It's 4 Real

New people...

"Oh... I didn't offer her any of my Cap'n Crunch." -- Photoschriber

Sugar...

"I told myself this morning I wasn't going to eat sugar today... when are we having cake?" -- Queen Bee

Training...

"I have to go to training in the afternoon. What do they teach you there? How to wear a vest?" -- BB-8

Royalty....

"Who needs royalty when you have Disney?" Creative Sven

Openness...

"That's just me trying to be opaque..." -- Crafty Sven

Education...

"Who needs an MBA when you have Botox Armpits?" -- Medicine Woman

What to do...

"When the boss is away, we... don't do anything different than what we normally do..." -- D-Buttersnaps