Compliments...

Crafty Sven: Someone was saying the other day how witty you are, Photoshriber.
Photoscriber: Oh. That was me.

Jokes...

"Thank you! I'm here all week, unless I call in sick..." -- Highly Suspeck

Quotes...

"There's always a Bob Wiley quote for any situation." -- Wizard of Wizdom

Silhouette...

"I'm doing my best to silhouette this furry bear." -- Photoscriber

Speaking...

"Tink! I'm talking to you as we speak!" -- Queen Bee

Reference...

"You're going to love this reference because it comes from Jay-Z..." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes to Photoschiber, who has no knowledge of Jay-Z

Snacks...

"Can I have some of your wasabi things? I washed my hands last week..." -- Liza the Admin

Jobs...

"I only take late jobs when people apologize profusely like you just did." -- Queen Bee

Money...

"When you're rich and crazy, you can do anything." -- Queen Bee

Celebrities...

"We haven't talked about Kevin Spacey for at least a day." -- Medicine Woman

Buns...

"My high buns are still high." -- Photoschriber

Attention...

"You don't have a lot going on in your life right now. Just pay attention to me!" -- Medicine Woman

Office Temperature...

Medicine Woman: I shaved my legs yesterday but it's all grown back since I've been in here.
Photoschriber: So cold, you'll grow hair on your legs.

Accents...

Its 4 Real: Did you talk to your mom this morning?
Kuzco: No.
Its 4 Real: Your accent is super thick.
Kuzco: Oh, I watched Fargo last night.

Purchases...

Queen Bee: I like that. Did you get that in Mexico?
Medicine Woman: No. Forever 21.

Rhythm...

"You can have the words...I have the rhythm." -- Queen Bee to Medicine Woman

Printing...

"When in doubt, print it out." -- Queen Bee

Pens...

"Liza the Admin!! I finished a pen without losing it!" -- It's 4 Real

Unique...

"I wanna stay unique like everybody else..." -- Photoscriber

Beautification...

Admin: You're not out there crouching?
The Hulk: I'm allergic to dirt.

Photo...

"Look at this beautiful dead bee picture." -- Photoschriber

Super Heroes...

"The only super hero I am into is Enrique Iglesias." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Foods...

"I'm back, pulled pork! I was thinking about you the whole time!" -- Photoscriber

Truths...

"As true as the carpet on this floor, I could eat flour and cheese all day." -- Queen Bee

Spring...

Liza the Admin: You look very spring-y today.
VIP: Thanks. I need three more pairs of Spanx on.

Measurements...

"I'm going to go measure the F out of that thing." -- Medicine Woman

Theatre...

"Some people have a knife, some have a gun... because it's theatre." -- Queen Bee

Dates...

"I'm dating my eggs and no one else." -- Crafty Sven

Skirt Quest...

"If I decide to buy a kilt, I'll ask your advice." -- Photoschriber to Queen Bee

Humor...

"The Ringmaster hasn't been funny since July." -- Ringmaster

Cheap Thrills...

"We need more of this. Pay more attention, D-Buttersnaps. I'm funny at least once a week." -- Ringmaster

Quality vs. Quantity...

"I only design one thing. Not multiples. That is why I don't design socks." -- Popular Clothing Designer (heard on the radio)

Chucky...

Photoschriber: It's a Chucky!
Medicine Woman: What is that? I don't want to be that...
Queen Bee: A project you think is dead, but it keeps coming back.
*intense coughing*
Photoschriber: I'm a Chucky!
Medicine Woman: Remember who gave you a donut this morning... :)

Colors...

"I'm a different color." -- Medicine Woman

Projects...

"I'm not hiding it, but it's not seeable yet..." -- Queen Bee

Fitness...

"Business before fitness." -- Queen Bee

Decisions...

"She's not going to make a decision at 4:02." -- Queen Bee

Opinions...

"I heard the first Hangover is really great but the rest of them aren't so great." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Metaphors...

"Keep killing... metaphorically." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

I'm Sorry...

" How do you say 'lo siento' in Spanish?" -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Talking...

"I talk to myself because there's no one else to talk to." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Reading Documents...

"Maybe this will help with my insomnia." -- Queen Bee

Football...

"Aren't we tired of the Patriots?" -- VIP