Welcome to the board. No it's not that kind of board. This may or may not be a board you want to be on. It is, in fact, a random collection of comments, quotes and nonsense captured on the white board from the office. The board serves no other purpose than to entertain and remind us that life does in fact offer us moments of joy and laughter; and cheap thrills (often at the expense of our colleagues). You can't make this stuff up.
Thursday, September 29, 2016
Minor Changes...
"Changes?! This thing has already been approved by VIP! The President! BB-8! Curly Q! The world!" -- Queen Bee
Grr...
Photoschriber: Things that make you go "grr."
Queen Bee: Question marks. Hyphens.
Photoschriber: Chucky jobs...
Tuesday, September 27, 2016
Lunch...
[Looks at pizza in D-Buttersnaps hands then around the room]
"She has pizza... GET HER!" -- Photoschriber
Wednesday, September 21, 2016
Forgetfulness...
Crafty Sven: Oh shoot! I forgot my card again.
Curly Q: Well here's a little blanket. Are you cold?
Crafty Sven: No. That won't buy me a membership.
Friday, September 16, 2016
Visualization...
"I wish there were a bunch of me and you could see me in my head because I have a whole routine going." -- Medicine Woman
Timing...
Money Maker: We raised $XXX,XXX this year.
Siri: I'm sorry. I'm not sure what you said.
The Hulk: I've never heard Siri call BS before.
Dreams...
"Sorry I'm late. The song I used for my alarm this morning sent me to the circus." -- Crafty Sven
Thursday, September 15, 2016
Restrictions...
"I want to be the world's meanest dictator and make everyone have their logos fit into the same proportions. And if they don't, off with their heads!" -- Photoschriber
Wednesday, September 14, 2016
Tuesday, September 13, 2016
Press Releases...
"Photoschriber, I was looking at that press release today and I think it needs more Quidditch." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes
Wednesday, September 7, 2016
Friday, September 2, 2016
Comic Con...
"I can't be Colin Creevey, but I could be Colin Creevey's grandfather!" -- Photoschriber
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