Thursday, September 29, 2016

Minor Changes...

"Changes?! This thing has already been approved by VIP! The President! BB-8! Curly Q! The world!" -- Queen Bee

Grr...

Photoschriber: Things that make you go "grr."
Queen Bee: Question marks. Hyphens.
Photoschriber: Chucky jobs...

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Lunch...

[Looks at pizza in D-Buttersnaps hands then around the room]
"She has pizza... GET HER!" -- Photoschriber

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Forgetfulness...

Crafty Sven: Oh shoot! I forgot my card again.
Curly Q: Well here's a little blanket. Are you cold?
Crafty Sven: No. That won't buy me a membership.

Friday, September 16, 2016

Visualization...

"I wish there were a bunch of me and you could see me in my head because I have a whole routine going." -- Medicine Woman

Timing...

Money Maker: We raised $XXX,XXX this year.
Siri: I'm sorry. I'm not sure what you said.
The Hulk: I've never heard Siri call BS before.

Dreams...

"Sorry I'm late. The song I used for my alarm this morning sent me to the circus." -- Crafty Sven

Thursday, September 15, 2016

Smells...

Queen Bee: It smell's like coffee.
Photoschriber: Oh, that's just my breath.

Restrictions...

"I want to be the world's meanest dictator and make everyone have their logos fit into the same proportions. And if they don't, off with their heads!" -- Photoschriber

Look...

"I can see it with these four eyes right here." -- Highly Suspeck

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Possessions...

"That's why I am a minimalist. Nothing will break if you have nothing." -- Queen Bee

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Press Releases...

"Photoschriber, I was looking at that press release today and I think it needs more Quidditch." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Lakes...

"Do you know why they're great? Because we're in America." -- Medicine Woman

Friday, September 2, 2016

Comic Con...

"I can't be Colin Creevey, but I could be Colin Creevey's grandfather!" -- Photoschriber