Clothing...

Crafty Sven: I already told you I tried on three pairs of pants this morning.

Hot Pink Gym Shoes: So did I, and then I put on shorts.

Phrases...

"It's even better in French, believe me." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Comments...

"I hate when there are typos in my smartallec comments." -- Photoschriber

Music Choice...

Ringmaster: I think we've been listening to this song for the last 30 minutes.

D-Buttersnaps: That's because we have.

Conversation...

BB-8: The best way to a child's heart is through Otter Pops.

Ringmaster: That's the best way to my heart.

BB-8: Highly Suspeck, you have great hair!

Highly Suspeck: Thank you for that non-sequitor.

Requirements...

"You're really good at fitting the bare minimum." -- Medicine Woman

Apparel...

"Hey, Hot Pink Gym Shoes. How would you characterize those pants you are wearing?" -- Photoschriber

Fire Ants...

Medicine Woman: Did you know there is a petition to rename fire ants?

Hot Pink Gym Shoes: Can we call them Niñas Picantes?

Natural Decor...

"I have a dead spider on my wall. I'm saving it for October so we can decorate." -- Queen Bee

Movies...

"We're not Spielberg, but this turned out pretty good. Eat your heart out, Kuzco." -- Queen Bee

Decisions...

"All Dictators are tiny like you, Liza the Admin!" -- Almond Joey

Snapchat Face Swap...

"I don't have a pet, but if I did I would be doing that all the time." -- Medicine Woman

Problems...

"Holy crap on a cracker..." -- Photoschriber

Keeping A Job...

"You should lick your finger. Coworkers love that." -- BB-8

Birthdays...

"I didn't get an opportunity to sign the card, but I think you know how I feel." -- Ringmaster

New Furniture...

"We just had a BEASTro table put in our office." -- Photoshriber

Talking...

Medicine Woman: Are you talking to me?

Queen Bee: I'm talking to myself, but I want you to hear me.