Emails...

"D-Buttersnaps. My favorite spammer." -- Almond Joey

Cleaning up...

Hot Pink Gym Shoes: Just throw them out.

Medicine Woman: Yeah. Because I hate the environment.

Communication...

"Do you want me to Jab ya or Slack ya?" -- Crafty Sven

Dreams...

Almond Joey: You were in my dream last night, Photoschriber.

Photoscriber: Do you care to elaborate on that...

Almond Joey: I'll synthesize it and get back to you.

Be Prepared...

"I'm gonna eat my cat, if it comes to it." -- Cooper

Languages...

"I did learn Spanish from a Puerto Rican..." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Cake...

"I'll take your ears." -- Ringmaster

Artwork...

"But then you won't see his abs." -- Medicine Woman

Taking Photos...

"Hold still, Shirly!" -- Highly Suspeck

Photoshopping...

"Just push the 'Replace with Open Eyes' button." -- Photoschriber

Thin Mints...

"Not even the most expensive FitBit will save me from these." -- Cooper

Wording...

"I know they're really sensitive about their colons..." -- Cooper

Patterns...

"Oh, it's a-doily-bowl!" -- Photoscriber

Language...

Queen Bee: Is that language allowed in this office?

Photoschriber: I already broke that. I dropped an F-bomb earlier.

Crafty Sven: What? What did I do to miss it??

Water Bottles...

"D-Buttersnaps and I have the same water bottle. She copied me even though she bought it first." -- Queen Bee

Office Temperatures...

"If it gets too warm, I hope nobody minds me in my speedo. Cuz this Honey Badger don't care!" -- Photoschriber

Living Conditions....

"I choose to live in mutual." -- Queen Bee

Superheroes...

Hot Pink Gym Shoes: Did you see Spider Medicine Woman just now??

Ringmaster: I invented Spider Medicine Woman.