Commencement...

Hot Pink Gym Shoes: Where's the seal?

Kuzco: Was it a baby seal?

Almond Joey: Well we have that bedpost... A bedpost and a baby seal.

Smells...

"Let's drop some beer and peanut shells on the floor and it will smell like Logan." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Moving...

"Queen Bee, you left me! It's like we broke up! I wasn't here and when I came home you were gone. I even came in singing!" -- It's 4 Real

Assistance...

"Nobody needs any milk from me!" -- Ringmaster

Work Ethic...

"Working with lurking. That's what I do." -- D-Buttersnaps

Titles...

"I'm a has-been and a wanna-be at the same time." -- Almond Joey

Wet Salad...

"What happened? Are you making inappropriate wet salad jokes?" -- Ringmaster

Height...

"That kid's as short as his long-board! How cute!" -- Medicine Woman

Helping out...

"Sorry, person-of-the-most-importance, I can't help you right now. I'm doing required training." -- Almond Joey

Wardrobe Choices...

Almond Joey: You were all here when it happened. When Almond Joey work a tshirt to work. It was when my school won the national championship and lasted for like an hour.

Highly Suspeck: Do you want me to send out a Press Release??

Understanding...

"She'll never understand. She went to the Cindy-school of expectations." -- Almond Joey

Office Hugs...

"Thanks for the hug. I smell like purfume... I like it." -- Photoschriber 

Proofing...

Hot Pink Gym Shoes: Hey Curly Q, do you have time to proof something?

Curly Q: If it's like War and Peace, no.

Cancellations...

Almond Joey: Staff meeting was cancelled because everyone is having babies?

It's 4 Real: No... Rabies.

Food...

Curly Q: Duchess Potatoes?

Highly Suspeck: Made by the Duchess herself.

Curly Q: What are Duchess Potatoes?

Highly Suspeck: Mashed potatoes... with an attitude.