People...

"Gee, D-Buttersnaps. If we didn't like you so much, we'd hate you." -- Almond Joey

Subtlety...

Almond Joey: I think you can see the writing on the wall.

Liza the Admin: What?

Almond Joey: It's actually right there, on the wall.

New words...

"Text anxiahreia. The diahreia you get before you have to take a test." -- Curly Q

Photo Selection...

"I have a picture I want you to use... It's of me." -- Crafty Sven

Tag Lines...

"*Undisclosed program name* – Gluten Free and Vegan Friendly." -- Highly Suspeck

Extreme Weight Loss...

"If I lost an inch for every time I got by butt chewed out, I'd be a waif." -- Crafty Sven

Paranoia...

"You're not paranoid... You're just not wrong." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Band Posters...

"I'd like your face on a poster, is that cool?" -- Medicine Woman to Highly Suspeck

Band Names...

"Just when you thought you couldn't be in a band with a cool name: Ambiance Nimloks." -- Medicine Woman