Kudos...

Queen Bee: You don't get kudos enough, Crafty Sven.
Crafty Sven: Well I'd rather have cuddles...

Llamas...

"Why are they laughing at or llama conversation?" -- Photoschriber

Wolves...

"Wolves. Probably not. Wolves don't care about anything." -- Kuzco

Dropping Knowledge...

"I'm pretty familiar with the llamas of the area." -- Kuzco

Car Problems...

"It's like I'm on the Price is Right, only sadder." -- Medicine Woman

Birthdays...

"I'm sure glad Queen Bee was born so I can have breakfast burritos." -- Highly Suspeck

Music Choice...

"I guess the transplant doesn't get to make musical decisions in this office." -- The Incredible Julk

Jazz Master...

"I am Crafty Sven's Jazz Master. I make up my own titles around here." -- Queen Bee

Calves...

"This guys calves are absolutely amazing." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Plans...

Medicine Woman: You doing anything fun today?
Funky Socks: No. Just going home. I have a dog to look after now... and I live with my parents. *thumbs up*
Medicine Woman: Champion.

Beauty...

Almond Joey: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Highly Suspeck: Too late.

Minor Changes...

"Changes?! This thing has already been approved by VIP! The President! BB-8! Curly Q! The world!" -- Queen Bee

Grr...

Photoschriber: Things that make you go "grr."

Queen Bee: Question marks. Hyphens.

Photoschriber: Chucky jobs...

Lunch...

[Looks at pizza in D-Buttersnaps hands then around the room]

"She has pizza... GET HER!" -- Photoschriber

Forgetfulness...

Crafty Sven: Oh shoot! I forgot my card again.

Curly Q: Well here's a little blanket. Are you cold?

Crafty Sven: No. That won't buy me a membership.

Visualization...

"I wish there were a bunch of me and you could see me in my head because I have a whole routine going." -- Medicine Woman

Timing...

Money Maker: We raised $XXX,XXX this year.

Siri: I'm sorry. I'm not sure what you said.

The Hulk: I've never heard Siri call BS before.

Dreams...

"Sorry I'm late. The song I used for my alarm this morning sent me to the circus." -- Crafty Sven

Smells...

Queen Bee: It smell's like coffee.

Photoschriber: Oh, that's just my breath.

Restrictions...

"I want to be the world's meanest dictator and make everyone have their logos fit into the same proportions. And if they don't, off with their heads!" -- Photoschriber

Look...

"I can see it with these four eyes right here." -- Highly Suspeck

Possessions...

"That's why I am a minimalist. Nothing will break if you have nothing." -- Queen Bee

Press Releases...

"Photoschriber, I was looking at that press release today and I think it needs more Quidditch." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Lakes...

"Do you know why they're great? Because we're in America." -- Medicine Woman

Comic Con...

"I can't be Colin Creevey, but I could be Colin Creevey's grandfather!" -- Photoschriber

Bosses...

"Everyone we work for is Veruca Salt." -- Almond Joey

Snack-ish...

"Do you know how to say 'snacks' in Korean?" -- Queen Bee

Clothing...

Crafty Sven: I already told you I tried on three pairs of pants this morning.

Hot Pink Gym Shoes: So did I, and then I put on shorts.

Phrases...

"It's even better in French, believe me." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Comments...

"I hate when there are typos in my smartallec comments." -- Photoschriber

Music Choice...

Ringmaster: I think we've been listening to this song for the last 30 minutes.

D-Buttersnaps: That's because we have.

Conversation...

BB-8: The best way to a child's heart is through Otter Pops.

Ringmaster: That's the best way to my heart.

BB-8: Highly Suspeck, you have great hair!

Highly Suspeck: Thank you for that non-sequitor.

Requirements...

"You're really good at fitting the bare minimum." -- Medicine Woman

Apparel...

"Hey, Hot Pink Gym Shoes. How would you characterize those pants you are wearing?" -- Photoschriber

Fire Ants...

Medicine Woman: Did you know there is a petition to rename fire ants?

Hot Pink Gym Shoes: Can we call them Niñas Picantes?

Natural Decor...

"I have a dead spider on my wall. I'm saving it for October so we can decorate." -- Queen Bee

Movies...

"We're not Spielberg, but this turned out pretty good. Eat your heart out, Kuzco." -- Queen Bee

Decisions...

"All Dictators are tiny like you, Liza the Admin!" -- Almond Joey

Snapchat Face Swap...

"I don't have a pet, but if I did I would be doing that all the time." -- Medicine Woman

Problems...

"Holy crap on a cracker..." -- Photoschriber

Keeping A Job...

"You should lick your finger. Coworkers love that." -- BB-8

Birthdays...

"I didn't get an opportunity to sign the card, but I think you know how I feel." -- Ringmaster

New Furniture...

"We just had a BEASTro table put in our office." -- Photoshriber

Talking...

Medicine Woman: Are you talking to me?

Queen Bee: I'm talking to myself, but I want you to hear me.

Philosophy...

"We're philosophying... Wallowing in complexity." -- Queen Bee

Life Story...

Hot Pink Gym Shoes: This is the story of our lives.

Ambassador: 🎶 The story of my life!

Foods...

"I love it all. From Del Taco to Mexico City." -- Queen Bee

Humility...

Queen Bee: You can have more than one super power.

Photoschriber: I do. Catching things, parallel parking and knowing what other people's super powers are.

Food...

"I used to be Caucasian, but then I ate at Rancharitos." -- Guamex

Wealth...

"If I could be rich and anonymous that'd be great." -- Photoschriber

Cookies...

"I don't need college. I make cookies!" -- Almond Joey

Trust...

"I trust you more than I trust my own kids." -- Highly Suspeck to Almond Joey

Judgement...

Almond Joey: I'm not questioning your patriotism, Hot Pink Gym Shoes. It's your judgement.

Hot Pink Gym Shoes: Well then I better run for President because I think I've met all the qualifications.

Wardrobe...

Irish Eyes: And you think I'm Burt Reynolds.

The Hulk: I think you DRESS like Burt Reynolds.

Waiting...

"You had to hang out with the Design Punks for that long?" -- The Hulk

Superstition...

"I'm not superstitious... Until I want to be." -- Photoschriber

Vacation...

"Well I was in the woods with my sister..." -- Almond Joey 

Movie Titles...

Queen Bee: When I worked there my job when we weren't busy was laminating all of the maps.

Photoschriber: We can make a new documentary. Lami-nation.

Contact...

Crafty Sven: Just call so-and-so.

The Hulk: No! She smells like Thai food.

Fonts...

Crafty Sven: Do you have Neutraface, Photoshriber?

Queen Bee: No. He has Clearasil.

Time of Day...

"When the mascara hits your bottom lid, *snap* it's time to go home." -- Queen Bee

Office Visitors...

"Don't come down unless you have ice cream and pizza... In one hand." -- Queen Bee

Emails...

"D-Buttersnaps. My favorite spammer." -- Almond Joey

Cleaning up...

Hot Pink Gym Shoes: Just throw them out.

Medicine Woman: Yeah. Because I hate the environment.

Communication...

"Do you want me to Jab ya or Slack ya?" -- Crafty Sven

Dreams...

Almond Joey: You were in my dream last night, Photoschriber.

Photoscriber: Do you care to elaborate on that...

Almond Joey: I'll synthesize it and get back to you.

Be Prepared...

"I'm gonna eat my cat, if it comes to it." -- Cooper

Languages...

"I did learn Spanish from a Puerto Rican..." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Cake...

"I'll take your ears." -- Ringmaster

Artwork...

"But then you won't see his abs." -- Medicine Woman

Taking Photos...

"Hold still, Shirly!" -- Highly Suspeck

Photoshopping...

"Just push the 'Replace with Open Eyes' button." -- Photoschriber

Thin Mints...

"Not even the most expensive FitBit will save me from these." -- Cooper

Wording...

"I know they're really sensitive about their colons..." -- Cooper

Patterns...

"Oh, it's a-doily-bowl!" -- Photoscriber

Language...

Queen Bee: Is that language allowed in this office?

Photoschriber: I already broke that. I dropped an F-bomb earlier.

Crafty Sven: What? What did I do to miss it??

Water Bottles...

"D-Buttersnaps and I have the same water bottle. She copied me even though she bought it first." -- Queen Bee

Office Temperatures...

"If it gets too warm, I hope nobody minds me in my speedo. Cuz this Honey Badger don't care!" -- Photoschriber

Living Conditions....

"I choose to live in mutual." -- Queen Bee

Superheroes...

Hot Pink Gym Shoes: Did you see Spider Medicine Woman just now??

Ringmaster: I invented Spider Medicine Woman.

Commencement...

Hot Pink Gym Shoes: Where's the seal?

Kuzco: Was it a baby seal?

Almond Joey: Well we have that bedpost... A bedpost and a baby seal.

Smells...

"Let's drop some beer and peanut shells on the floor and it will smell like Logan." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Moving...

"Queen Bee, you left me! It's like we broke up! I wasn't here and when I came home you were gone. I even came in singing!" -- It's 4 Real

Assistance...

"Nobody needs any milk from me!" -- Ringmaster

Work Ethic...

"Working with lurking. That's what I do." -- D-Buttersnaps

Titles...

"I'm a has-been and a wanna-be at the same time." -- Almond Joey

Wet Salad...

"What happened? Are you making inappropriate wet salad jokes?" -- Ringmaster

Height...

"That kid's as short as his long-board! How cute!" -- Medicine Woman

Helping out...

"Sorry, person-of-the-most-importance, I can't help you right now. I'm doing required training." -- Almond Joey

Wardrobe Choices...

Almond Joey: You were all here when it happened. When Almond Joey work a tshirt to work. It was when my school won the national championship and lasted for like an hour.

Highly Suspeck: Do you want me to send out a Press Release??

Understanding...

"She'll never understand. She went to the Cindy-school of expectations." -- Almond Joey

Office Hugs...

"Thanks for the hug. I smell like purfume... I like it." -- Photoschriber 

Proofing...

Hot Pink Gym Shoes: Hey Curly Q, do you have time to proof something?

Curly Q: If it's like War and Peace, no.

Cancellations...

Almond Joey: Staff meeting was cancelled because everyone is having babies?

It's 4 Real: No... Rabies.

Food...

Curly Q: Duchess Potatoes?

Highly Suspeck: Made by the Duchess herself.

Curly Q: What are Duchess Potatoes?

Highly Suspeck: Mashed potatoes... with an attitude.

People...

"Gee, D-Buttersnaps. If we didn't like you so much, we'd hate you." -- Almond Joey

Subtlety...

Almond Joey: I think you can see the writing on the wall.

Liza the Admin: What?

Almond Joey: It's actually right there, on the wall.

New words...

"Text anxiahreia. The diahreia you get before you have to take a test." -- Curly Q

Photo Selection...

"I have a picture I want you to use... It's of me." -- Crafty Sven

Tag Lines...

"*Undisclosed program name* – Gluten Free and Vegan Friendly." -- Highly Suspeck

Extreme Weight Loss...

"If I lost an inch for every time I got by butt chewed out, I'd be a waif." -- Crafty Sven

Paranoia...

"You're not paranoid... You're just not wrong." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Band Posters...

"I'd like your face on a poster, is that cool?" -- Medicine Woman to Highly Suspeck

Band Names...

"Just when you thought you couldn't be in a band with a cool name: Ambiance Nimloks." -- Medicine Woman

Awards...

"You are the PR Lauriette. How do you feel about that?" -- Cooper

Thinking...

"Oh dear darling. What to do when your mind is empty." -- Crafty Sven

Blessings...

Crafty Sven: Do you know what blessing I have?

Highly Suspeck: Forgiveness?

Responsibilities...

"Is it all glory and no work? Sign me up!" -- Bagger Vance

Receptionists...

Almond Joey: Hot Pink Gym Shoes! There are three people in that office with the title of "receptionist".

Liza the Admin: Can we bring one over here?