Anniversary...

Photoscriber: You've been here for two years?

Highly Suspeck: And they said it would never last...

Yeti...

"What do you think about Yeti's in suits?" -- Medicine Woman

Being Vegan...

"What if you're on a motorcycle and a bug flies in your mouth? Are you still Vegan?" -- Feisty Feline

Lunch...

"Cafe Rio Day!! I'm a rebel without a burrito." -- Almond Joey

Meetings...

"I love creative meetings over tater-chips and cucumbers." -- Crafty Sven

Names...

"I heard my initials." -- Cooper

Lions...

"Nobody saw them. They were the Ghost and the Darkness!!" -- Almond Joey

Cake...

Liza the Admin: Do you like Lemon Cake, Almond Joey?

Almond Joey: I like it if you want me to Liza the Admin...

Birthday Wishes...

"I have to apologize for what I wrote in your card. I thought it was Highly Suspeck's..." -- Almond Joey

Chips...

"Well those chips don't just eat themselves." -- Feisty Feline

Zombie Apocalypse...

"It's either the $1,000 shoes or the baby." -- Feisty Feline

The Muffin Man...

Almond Joey: Do you know the Muffin Man? The Muffin Man?

Highly Suspeck: He lives on some street. I forget which one.

Song Lyrics...

It's 4 Real: Is your printer not working?

Medicine Woman: Nothing is working.

It's 4 Real [singing]: Digital, digital get down.

Warm Fuzzies...

"Nothing says 'heart strings' like the IRS." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Looks...

"I get my condescending and sexy looks confused! That's why I had such a hard time dating for so many years!" -- Highly Suspeck

Musical Name Calling...

"I'm such a re-e-e-e-e-e te-e-e-e-e-e a-a-a-a-r-d." -- Crafty Sven