Productivity...

"Nothing boosts productivity like procrastination." -- Highly Suspeck

Higher-ups...

"Where are all the higher-ups? What are they, busy? Why aren't they here to serve me?!" -- Highly Suspeck

Life...

"Life comes at you fast — so does fertility." -- Feisty Feline

Work...

"Don't bug me at work with work!" -- Almond Joey

Footwear...

"Ugh! I just saw a guy in a suit wearing crocs!" -- Hulk Jr.

Type For...

Highly Suspeck: Hot Pink Gym Shoes! You're Cliff Clavin!!

Hot Pink Gym Shoes: That's not a compliment is it...?

Cooper: You need to wear shorter pants.

Helping Hands...

"No problema. I'm here to serve." -- Liza the Admin

Super Delivery...

"That's the best email I get all week. My pizzas have been shipped." -- Highly Suspeck

Welcome...

"Nothing says welcome like a tomato" -- Hughly Suspeck

Desk Space...

Highly Suspeck: There's a lot of weird desk karma going on over there.

D-Buttersnaps: Maybe I should just go home.