Favorite Things...

"My two favorite things! Money and ice cream." -- Medicine Woman

Babysitting...

"The best thing about that babysitting job was they had a vibrating waterbed." -- Crafty Sven

Foods...

"I don't want people to think I eat ketchup on a carrot stick and that's it." -- Hulk Junior

Sports Talk...

The Hulk: 6-time World Champions, my friend.

Liza the Admin [without emotion]: Whoopty.

Happy Birthday...

"Almond Joey. I love you. But that song is to militant for me." -- Cooper

Rain...

"Can I borrow your Alka Seltzer for 30 minutes?" -- Highly Suspeck

Running into Coworkers...

"It's like finding Waldo, only better because he waves back!" -- Medicine Woman

Words...

"Did you just swallow a Webster's Dictionary?" -- Irish Eyes

Changes...

"The old Hot Pink Gym Shoes from Portland is no longer." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Press Releases...

"Written by a man, edited by a gang." -- Almond Joey

End of the World...

"So, the Rapture is on Monday and the 28th is the end of the world?" -- Crafty Sven

Touchy Feely...

"Grab me. I'm okay with it." -- The Right to Bare Arms

New Opportunities...

VIP: Everything will all work out.

Burning Man: Unless it doesn't.

Changes...

"Behind every dark cloud, there's another one." -- VIP

Communication...

"You've got my text number, right?" -- Queen Bee

Picky...

"Engaged in nit-pickery." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

New Name...

"The conference table is now called Denali." -- Almond Joey

Teamwork...

"Teamwork makes a dreamer." -- Ringmaster

Solutions...

Winnogrand: If there is a way...

Liza the Admin: You found it. Just like you found your stolen computer.

Proofreading...

"You're like my seeing eye dog for English." -- Almond Joey