Monday, August 31, 2015

Staff Changes...

"Stop the bleeding!" -- Highly Suspeck

Friday, August 28, 2015

Photography...

"Hey look, there's a crack in the sidewalk! Take a picture!" -- Highly Suspeck

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

New People...

"Nice to meet you. Just don't screw it up." -- Cooper

Modeling...

"You've been replaced with a younger, faster model." -- Highly Suspeck

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Values...

"How do I draw 'transparency'?" -- Cooper

Courage...

"Courage and cookies. That's all you need." -- VIP

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Work Requests...

Medicine Woman: Do you have a lot to do before you leave today?
Highly Suspeck: Yes. What do you need?
Medicine Woman: Just a bunch of crap that I need yesterday...

Expired Plates...

"When I was arrested, it all started because my plates were expired." -- The Ringmaster

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Bleak House...

"Charles Dickens didn't base many of his books in Casper, Wyoming." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Planking...

Cooper: What's the reward?
Medicine Woman: I'll bring cookies.
Cooper: That will help the planking. I'll just plank them off!