Campus Life...

"I liked it because it was a cow-free campus." -- Burning Man

Logos...

"Dead people don't need logos." -- Queen Bee

Appointment...

"Wherever it is, I'm supposed to be there at 10." -- Highly Suspeck

Transparency...

Curly-Q: I am that transparent.
Burning Man: I think of you more as translucent.

Catch Phrase...

"Don't waste the next two years." -- Cooper

Coffee Smells...

"Smells like a holiday." -- Highly Suspeck

Location Elevation...

"With all the taxes I pay, I should live at a higher elevation than you do." -- Highly Suspeck

Helping Hands...

"If I can clean out my desk and help you at the same time, it's a win-win." -- Highly Suspeck

Translation...

"My mom didn't put jam on a baguette." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Commercials...

"Magic Michelle. That's what they need." -- It's 4 Real

Summer Solstice...

"Buckle your seatbelts. The Summer Solstice is a *explitive*." -- Burning Man

Taking Pictures...

Liza the Admin: How do I know if it took the picture?
Burning Man: You get an email.
Liza the Admin: Oh. I cut off your head.

And Scene...

Curly Q: Put your head between your knees and kiss your [butt] goodbye.
Almond Joey: And... Scene.

One Upper...

"Curly-Q Price-Is-Righted me!" -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Tablecloths...

"You shouldn't have to be responsible for laundering other people's linen." -- Ringmaster

Cut and Paste...

"Have you ever heard of 'cut' and 'paste'? Everybody's using it." -- Burning Man

Staff Meeting...

Winnogrand: Why are you sitting over here today?

Almond Joey: The new person took my spot!

Fortunes...

" 'Drugs, not hugs.' Ooo, that's a good fortune to use at Burning Man...*under breath*  I'll write that down." -- Burning Man

Escape...

"Well, just got a call saying my dog escaped the yard. Gotta go get her." -- It's 4 Real

News vs PR...

Highly Suspeck: It's more about PR than it is about news.
Almond Joey: *taken aback*
Highly Suspeck: That's right. I drank the Koolaid.