Employee Status...

Cooper: Are we State Employees? I don't feel like a State Employee.
Highly Suspeck: You should waste more time at work then. You're far too productive to feel like a State Employee.

Creativity...

"It's all part of the creative process, leading up to something productive." -- Highly Suspeck

Changes...

"If there WAS a code, it's the opposite of the code. The code has been inverted." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Inclusivity...

"I was kicked out of the Inclusivity Workshop." -- It's 4 Real

Height Requirement...

"You must be at least this tall to be Chancellor." -- Almond Joey

PR...

"That's what PR does. Let's put some lipstick on this pig!" -- Burning Man

A Quiet Office...

"It's so quiet. What happened? Has everyone lost the will to work?" -- Burning Man

The Meeting Call...

*in booming graduate announcer voice*
Burning Man: Curly Q. Hot Pink Gym Shoes.
Curly Q: Burning Man.

Counting...

"I'm usually pretty good at counting to five." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Good Man...

Highly Suspeck: You're a good man, Almond Joey.
Almond Joey: Only on Tuesdays.
Highly Suspeck: Today's Wednesday.
Almond Joey: *explitive*
Highly Suspeck: A liar. You're also a liar.

Introduction Topics...

"Poodles are safe." -- Curly Q

Guilt...

Almond Joey: Now you guys are just making me feel guilty. You know that right?
Highly Suspeck: That's what we live for.

Clothing...

"I'm a clothes horse, myself." -- Almond Joey

Almond Joey-isms...

"See ya, suckers!"
"Goodnight, losers!"

Sneaking Up...

"Don't tell me that! I am done being snucked!" -- Crafty Sven

Helping People...

"What are we doing here if we're not helping scrapbookers?" -- Highly Suspeck

Taking Offense...

"Soon I will offend the entire world with my pretentiousness. *cue evil laughter*" -- Highly Suspeck