Listening...

"I'm not thinking about what you're saying. I'm thinking about comprehending it." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Online Training...

"Well, I'm off to Training-Module Land with Suzi Chapstick over here." -- Highly Suspeck

Commencement...

"The 'Stole of Gratitude' is being replaced this year by the 'Feather Boa of Contempt'." -- Almond Joey

Problems...

"I'm not here to solve the problem. I'm just here to point it out." -- Almond Joey

Handwriting...

"Unfortunately, I did not study the calligraphy of administrative royalty in my undergraduate." -- Highly Suspeck

Future Students...

"Nothing entices a future student more than a dead puppy." -- Burning Man

Photo Shoot...

Photo Scriber: I think I got some handsome pictures of Hot Pink Gym Shoes though.
Hot Pink Gym Shoes: Well some things just shoot themselves, you know?

Lunch...

"Haven't you ever heard of the Egg Salad Fellowship?" -- Burning Man

Indian Names...

"That's my Indian Name: Runs With Scissors." -- Almond Joey

Pie...

"I feel like if there is pie crust there should also be pie." -- Stylish Bow Tie