Strange People..

"He is a strange, strange man. There is no light on up there. It is dark and there are BATS." -- Major Mojo S. Boogie

Not Unusual...

"It's not unusual to be related to Tom Jones." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Public Relations...

"PR. It's not just a concept." -- Almond Joey

Work Anniversary Gifts...

"I've actually been working here since 1995 but I guess part-time doesn't count I guess... Anyway, I've decided on the inflatable floating fishing float." -- Unknown Employee