Cow Bell...

"How do you translate 'more cow bell' in Spanish?" -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Refrigerators...

Liza the Admin: The fridge we have is itty bitty.
Burning Man: If we need more room we can use the one in my office.
Liza: We put all the mustard in there.
Burning Man: I know. I've almost finished it.

Evaluations...

"I heard your eyes roll." -- Burning Man

Reflections...

"I knew people who fell off their clogs... When I was in high school in the 1800s..." -- Burning Man

The Rapture

"Do you know how many times I've been left behind by the rapture?" - Burning Man