Lifestyles...

"I'm Gluten Tolerant because I embrace ALL lifestyles." Burning Man

What is that...

"The URO: Unidentified Refrigerated Object." -- Highly Suspeck

Events...

"Here's your flowers. Here's your shrimp. I'm out of here." -- Ringmaster

Parties...

"I'm going to head over early because I have to plug in my beans." -- Liza the Admin

Wait...

"You can't just tell me half a story about a trumpet and a bun and then leave." -- Ringmaster

Plagiarism...

Winnogrand: I like to plagiarize from people smarter than me.
Hot-Pink Gym Shoes: Well, there's no sense in plagiarizing from people dumber than you.

Branding...

"We are changing our brand one font at a time." -- Burning Man

Strange People..

"He is a strange, strange man. There is no light on up there. It is dark and there are BATS." -- Major Mojo S. Boogie

Not Unusual...

"It's not unusual to be related to Tom Jones." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Public Relations...

"PR. It's not just a concept." -- Almond Joey

Work Anniversary Gifts...

"I've actually been working here since 1995 but I guess part-time doesn't count I guess... Anyway, I've decided on the inflatable floating fishing float." -- Unknown Employee

Cow Bell...

"How do you translate 'more cow bell' in Spanish?" -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Refrigerators...

Liza the Admin: The fridge we have is itty bitty.
Burning Man: If we need more room we can use the one in my office.
Liza: We put all the mustard in there.
Burning Man: I know. I've almost finished it.

Evaluations...

"I heard your eyes roll." -- Burning Man

Reflections...

"I knew people who fell off their clogs... When I was in high school in the 1800s..." -- Burning Man

The Rapture

"Do you know how many times I've been left behind by the rapture?" - Burning Man

Potluck...

Liza the Admin: Don't forget the potluck this Friday.
Burning Man: How much pot are we supposed to bring to this thing?

Telling People No

"They can call me and I'll tell them no, right to their ear." -- Burning Man