Candy Bowl...

Dear Fishbowl Full of Candy,

You do not defy me. I will not be eating from you until June.

--Broadway

I Can't Get Up...

"I had mustard on me. I couldn't get up." -- Swedish Fish Rock on getting up to talk to someone 3 offices away.

Changing Names...

Carrot Cake Lady has decided to change her name. From now on you can call her Holmes. Sherlock Holmes.