Arthritis...

"I can't do that. I have Arthritis... in my mind." --Broadway

What's That Name?

Sherlock: What's the name of that character that used to wear the Daisy Duke shorts?
Swedish Fish Rock & Jack Black: Umm... Daisy Duke?

The Sun...

"I will wear the colors of the Sun and I will use my powers." -- Broadway

Personalities...

Broadway's Alternate Personalities:

• Skitch McCoy
• Southern Belle
• Moody Football Jock (only comes out when when the Cowyboys lose even though he doesn't really watch football)
• Queen

Goats...

"I have to take this, we'll get back to your screaming goats later." -- Swedish Fish Rock

Wait...

"Can you come back and say that with an accent?" -- Major Mojo S. Boogie

Chewing Gum...

"This gum tastes like clouds." -- Broadway

Candy Bowl...

Dear Fishbowl Full of Candy,

You do not defy me. I will not be eating from you until June.

--Broadway

I Can't Get Up...

"I had mustard on me. I couldn't get up." -- Swedish Fish Rock on getting up to talk to someone 3 offices away.

Changing Names...

Carrot Cake Lady has decided to change her name. From now on you can call her Holmes. Sherlock Holmes.

Defending Projects...

From Broadway to Major Mojo S. Boogie:

 Major Boogie's response: Does this mean an arm wrestle to the death?

Next Week...

"I'll be nice next week." -- Major Mojo S. Boogie

Arguments...

"Who likes to argue more than me? No one!" -- Broadway

Classy...

"We've got to do better than this, man. That's 'klassy' with a 'k' and you're 'classy' with a 'c'." -- Broadway

Office Antics...

"Did someone pee on my chair?" -- Swedish Fish Rock

Agendas...

Man: Where'd you get those agendas and pens?
Swedish Fish Rock: We got them because we're special and have the best hair.