Meetings...

Major Mojo S. Boogie: Where do you want to meet?
Pool Man: We can meet in my office.
Major Mojo S. Boogie: What is your office number?
Pool Man: 666

Friendship...

Pseudo Jack Black: Can I tell you how much I needed a friend to decompress with yesterday?
Swedish Fish Rock: No.

Training...

"You did the ADHD training, right?" -- Major Mojo S. Boogie

Names...

"My name rhymes with Machel..." -- The Marathoner

Sharing Earbuds...

"Why wouldn't you want my earwax? It's awesome!" --Swedish Fish Rock

Identity Crisis...

IT Dude: We're going to have to rebuild your identity.
Swedish Fish Rock: Great! Can I come back as a Russian spy this time?

Workplace Review...

"I'm gonna fail at this one... 'Be an example'..." -- Major Mojo S. Boogie

Employees...

"I have all these people in my office and none of them work for me AND I have to be nice to them!" -- Jack Black Doppelganger

Adventures with HR...

"The HR Saga: The story of how one part-time employee defeats the odds to make it to full-time." -- Swedish Fish Rock

Staple Remover...

"I hate taking out staples. That's why I hired my assistant." -- Jack Black Doppelganger

Debt...

"When I was working as a teacher I thought to myself 'Oh, I just went into debt'." -- The Marathoner

Lunch Break...

"I just sat in bird poop... I'm going to be a bit longer." -- Carrot Cake Lady

Wizdom...

"You're more wisdomous than I am!!" -- Janice the Hunchback to the Wizard of Wizdom