Comparison...

"Everything in life can be brought back to Zoolander." --Yenta

Circle of Friends...

"I don't want to be in your circle, man. I'd get dizzy." --Swedish Fish Rock

Rescheduling...

"I won't be able to make it to our meeting today. My husband has a court hearing—It's a story better told in person." --Small Business Guru

There's no I in Team...

"When I say we, I really mean me in spirit and mostly you." --Major Mojo S. Boogie

Getting to know you...

"For Valentine's Day I really considered soliciting myself on Facebook..." --Pat The Roadie