Priceless...

The lowly Hunchback wanders into the lair... upon noticing the food supply is not where she thought, she stops mid-step... once notified the food has been moved, she scampers away in search for a banana flavored Laffy Taffy.

Being Civilized...

"I do a lot of stupid things but sometimes I have manners." --Major Mojo S. Boogie

Food...

"Do we know who did the microwaving of the muffin??" --Almond Joy

Legitimacy...

"D-Buttersnaps is legit!!!" --Lola

The Law...

"Whatever I say goes." --The Rock

True Love...

"You just can't understand a dog love like mine!" -- Swedish Fish Rock

Blue Ribbon...

And the Award for Most Successful I-9 Paperwork goes to.... Swedish Fish Rock for filling out the I-9 just as HR wanted it!

Tis the Season...

"So, are there really hot, cute Santas??" -- Swedish Fish Rock

Lonliness...

"Thanks for calling up and harassing me, Yenta. I haven't had that happen in a while and I was beginning to feel lonely." -- Swedish Fish Rock

Back in the Day...

"I made it through high school with purple hair, a trench coat and Doc Martins... Look at me now!" --Major Mojo S. Boogie

Heartstrings...

Yenta: I would never toy with your heart.
Swedish Fish Rock: Of course you would!