Welcome to the board. No it's not that kind of board. This may or may not be a board you want to be on. It is, in fact, a random collection of comments, quotes and nonsense captured on the white board from the office. The board serves no other purpose than to entertain and remind us that life does in fact offer us moments of joy and laughter; and cheap thrills (often at the expense of our colleagues). You can't make this stuff up.
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Nothing to See Here...
"You can't open that box and I can't tell you why!!" -- Major Mojo S. Boogie to D-Buttersnaps
Secrets don't make friends...
Business Master: Can't you keep a secret?
Swedish Fish Rock: No. I'm in marketing!
Swedish Fish Rock: No. I'm in marketing!
Monday, November 28, 2011
Who to Blame...
"We'll blame it on the new girl. She's not here to defend herself." -- Swedish Fish Rock
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Age is relative...
"I guess that means I'm hot... or I look like I'm twelve..." -- Swedish Fish Rock
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Running Late...
Major Mojo S. Boogie: She was supposed to be here at 2. It's now 2:30.
D-Buttersnaps: It was the R.O.U.S.'s.
MMSB: Rats of Unusual Size? They don't exist...
D-Buttersnaps: It was the R.O.U.S.'s.
MMSB: Rats of Unusual Size? They don't exist...
Your Personality...
"I don't think you're angry, bitter and hostile. You are more sardonic, witty and you think on your feet." --Yenta
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