Living Life...

"If I do anything right in this world it is party right." --Teea Warrior Princess

Happiness...

"I love the Muppets. They're the best thing that has ever happened to me! Except for that other thing..." --Major Mojo S. Boogie

My Life...

"I have a life... It's in a jar on a shelf... Every once in a while I take it down, look at it and shake it up like a snow globe." --Swedish Fish Rock

Last Day (Rights)....

"You know we're executing you before you leave, right? We give you a bunch of projects, a last meal, and then we shoot you." --Major Mojo S. Boogie

I'll Trade You...

"If you do me this one favor, I will take you and the rest of the Amazon Princesses out to lunch next week." --Pool Man

Current Location...

"I made it to the seventh circle of Hell before 9 AM... I'm not sure if that's considered an accomplishment..." --Swedish Fish Rock

New Job...

"Even the Circus takes people with advanced degrees, right?" -- Major Mojo S. Boogie

At the Office...

"Sitting in the office working with posy-model face." --Swedish Fish Rock

Ask Yourself This...

"You have to ask yourself one question... what's more important in MY life... your spiders or my task list?" --Major Mojo S. Boogie

See ya....

"I love ya, man, but I'm sick of seeing your face so much." --Swedish Fish Rock