The Good and the Bad...

Good day at work: Narrowly missing getting spit on by the boss.
Bad day at work: The beating stick comes out of the cupboard.

Bad News....

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go for your LACK OF TE-LE-PA-THY." --Swedish Fish Rock

Best. Word. Ever...

"I think 'spangled' is one of the best words in the English Language." --Mrs. Weasel Nums

Help Needed....

Position: Marketing Ninja

Job Description: Seek out and destroy all complainers.

Required Skills: Sweet moves with Nunchucks and skill at throwing projectiles. Must have a background in Martial Arts.

Salary: Commensurate with experience.