Body Mass...

"I wish I was as thin as my patience..." --JJ

How Good Are You?...

Swedish Fish Rock: I need him to fill out paperwork, but I want to get it on the production schedule so I'm being a little bit naughty.
JJ: So you're going to be really naughty.
SFR: No I'm not, I'm the sweetest little person.
JJ: The sweetest little naughty.

In the Grand Scheme of Things...

According to Accounting, our department is the goo that holds the tire to the rim of the wheel of the bicycle of our workplace.