Questionable Question...

"Do either of you have drugs?... Like, pain killing drugs, not illegal ones." -- Mrs. Weasel Nums

To the Miracle workers....

Email Subject: Expecting a Miracle

Email Content: We need to talk!

-- JJ

Favors...

IT Punk Dude: Can you do me a favor?
Major Mojo S. Boogie: No.
IT Punk Dude: Okay... will do something against your will?
Major Mojo S. Boogie: Maybe.

Friendship...

Email:
Major Mojo S. Boogie,
I fixed your employee's computer. Now you can put her to work.
Your BFF,
IT Punk Dude

Reply:
It's still broken. Get your trousers back here.

Pretty Boy....

IT Punk Dude: I used to ride around to a lot of punk concerts on my motorcycle.
Swedish Fish Rock: You need a Harley for that.
IT Punk Dude: No way man. I'm a pretty boy!

How dare you!!

"How dare you be effective in your jobs and come between me and my hot and sour soup!!" -- Major Mojo S. Boogie