Phrase of the day...

"I reckon..." -- The Library Master
"Most coolest..." -- Fish

Days off...

Jorgy: So why do you get Tuesdays off?
Mrs. Weasel Nums: Mittens can't be left at home on Tuesdays because she gets really bad separation anxiety.

Food...

"Whatever minions! I don't feed you." -- Swedish Fish rock

Lunch Tomorrow...

"If we don't decide where to go to lunch soon, I'm going to bring a can of soup and eat it in front of you." -- My Boss

Dentists...

"I hate dentists... I'd rather have a pap smear." -- JJ

Nicknames...

Newly Acquired Nickname:

Major Mojo S. Boogie (Don't ask what the "S" stands for. It's a touchy subject... it's Sweetums)

Hey!!

Swedish Fish Rock: Don't throw me under the bus!
Not-So-Innocent Bystander: What's one more tread mark??

New Employees Beware...

"We don't want to beat them up in the first 24 hours... we usually wait 48 hours before we do that... by the third day they can take a lickin' and keep on tickin'!" --Swedish Fish Rock

Nicknames...

We handed out Nicknames at work today...

The Grand Imperial Ruler
"Code" Ninja
The Awesomeness
"Code" Sensei

Stay tuned for more!