I didn't do it...

"It wasn't me... Mercury did it..." --Swedish Fish Rock about the Planet Mercury in retrograde.

Who's team are you on?

"I want to be on Spash the Quack-tastic Duck Defender's team for Red Rover." --Swedish Fish Rock

Time to Report....

"Your Volcano Reports will be given at 3:00 today in the Conference Room." --Swedish Fish Rock to D-buttersnaps and Jorgy

Meeting People....

"Have you met me? I'm weird, but I'm not crazy." --Swedish Fish Rock

Mysterious Paint Job...

"If our office was one day mysteriously painted with a fantastic color palette, could we blame it on a band of gypsy painters that came in and held one of us hostage until our boss said that they could paint our office an esthetically pleasing, feng-shui worthy shade of lavender?" -- The Gurus

Death by Marketing Decisions....

"No one has died from changing a cover... YET..." -- Swedish Fish Rock