Today I became a spy...

"We need to delete your identity and rebuild it." --IT Guy

Word of the Day

dant -
term to used when frustrated

Embracing Your Inner Geek

"I used to be able to rock Excel like nobody's business" -- Swedish Fish Rock

Word of the Day

awesomenicity -
when something is more than just "awesome" - A. Sokia

"The Plan"

"It's cunning... trust me..." --Swedish Fish Rock

Classic...

"I R smart sometime." --My Boss

Where are you?

The Question:
"I keep calling your other extension. How do you know where you are?"

The Response:
"I don't. I'm disoriented most of the time."

-- JS to Swedish Fish Rock

Word of the Day

percentation-
the amount of a presentation you actually understand. - A. Sokia

Speaking of Mythical Creatures

"Finn O'Knightley: sometimes leprechaun, sometimes romantic hero."
--Swedish Fish Rock

Things to include in your personal ad...

"Heathen more. Pagan less."--Swedish Fish Rock

Spash - The Quack-tastic Duck Defender

-- A. Sokia's superhero alias.

(No, we are serious about this one. It really happened.)

Word of the Day

Confusement -

Definition by A. Sokia: "the art of being confused."

Definition by the Urban Dictionary: "the greatest band ever."

1000 Ways to Say Yes

Yepper - IT Web Guy

Don't be jealous....

"I know you're jealous of my fierce wit and sophistication." --My Boss

I Rock...

"I rock. I know you don't want to admit it... but i can see it in your eyes." --Swedish Fish Rock

Be careful what you eat...

"You need to finish the rest of that chocolate muffin. Your honor is at stake." -- Swedish Fish Rock

Best Email Subject Line

"Call Me! I Messed Up! Oh Freak!!! --JJ

Followed by the comment:

"I swear, I swear, I swear..."

Oldie, but goodie...

"Maiming is okay, but killing is not." -- Telecom Guy

You've Lost Your Tagline Mojo

You've lost your tagline mojo.

--JJ

Welcome to the Board...

No it's not that kind of board. This may or may not be a board you want to be on.

It is, in fact, a random collection of comments, quotes and nonsense captured on the white board in our office. The board serves no other purpose that to entertain us (my staff and I), and remind us that life does in fact offer us moments of joy and laughter; and cheap thrills (often at the expense of our collogues).

This collection is an extract of comments from the various conversations that happen around our workplace, which happens to be a unnamed college in the Rocky Mountains. Most of these comments were not intended to be funny, but somehow by the grace of God, turned out that way, and we felt should be shared and contributed to.

Please note: in most instances the names have been changed to protect the "innocent." Unless, of course, we are mad at you. In which case, we may take further action and fully disclose your identity.

Please feel free to share some of your own board worthy experiences. However, keep it good taste. Comments deemed offensive will be removed.

So, once again, welcome to the board.