Tink, on holding her taco sideways.

This is how I hold my guns and my tacos.

T-Rex

And now I'm sad because he thinks he's funny.

T-Rex on children.

Smart kids are more fun.

Needle Point on punctuation.

I have one student who over-uses exclamation points and it's become really stressful for me to read her assignments

Queen Bee on Onions

After expressing our love for garlic and onions: Garlic breath over friends.

Guamex on onions.

Keep your distance. No no onions, no flavor.

Queen Bee on nutrition

Anything I hear is healthy (plus hotdogs), I eat.