Needle Point on punctuation.

I have one student who over-uses exclamation points and it's become really stressful for me to read her assignments

Queen Bee on Onions

After expressing our love for garlic and onions: Garlic breath over friends.

Guamex on onions.

Keep your distance. No no onions, no flavor.

Queen Bee on nutrition

Anything I hear is healthy (plus hotdogs), I eat.

George Orwell and Animal Farm

Not A Flautist: "There's always a pig."

Not A Flautist (Alina) Takes Lunch at Her Desk

I'm on my lunch, but I'm here if somebody needs me...but don't need me.

On photography

Photoschriber:

Sometimes I like to take photos of people because they are so unflattering. Just normal, human, everyday stuff. But something I could really blackmail them with.

Queen Bee: 

You stay away from me, Scott!