Education...

"Who needs an MBA when you have Botox Armpits?" -- Medicine Woman

What to do...

"When the boss is away, we... don't do anything different than what we normally do..." -- D-Buttersnaps

Compliments...

Crafty Sven: Someone was saying the other day how witty you are, Photoshriber.
Photoscriber: Oh. That was me.

Jokes...

"Thank you! I'm here all week, unless I call in sick..." -- Highly Suspeck

Quotes...

"There's always a Bob Wiley quote for any situation." -- Wizard of Wizdom

Silhouette...

"I'm doing my best to silhouette this furry bear." -- Photoscriber

Speaking...

"Tink! I'm talking to you as we speak!" -- Queen Bee