Friday, July 29, 2016

Clothing...

Crafty Sven: I already told you I tried on three pairs of pants this morning.
Hot Pink Gym Shoes: So did I, and then I put on shorts.

Thursday, July 28, 2016

Phrases...

"It's even better in French, believe me." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Comments...

"I hate when there are typos in my smartallec comments." -- Photoschriber

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Music Choice...

Ringmaster: I think we've been listening to this song for the last 30 minutes.
D-Buttersnaps: That's because we have.

Conversation...

BB-8: The best way to a child's heart is through Otter Pops.
Ringmaster: That's the best way to my heart.
BB-8: Highly Suspeck, you have great hair!
Highly Suspeck: Thank you for that non-sequitor.

Requirements...

"You're really good at fitting the bare minimum." -- Medicine Woman

Friday, July 22, 2016

Apparel...

"Hey, Hot Pink Gym Shoes. How would you characterize those pants you are wearing?" -- Photoschriber