Candy Bowl...

Dear Fishbowl Full of Candy,

You do not defy me. I will not be eating from you until June.

--Broadway

I Can't Get Up...

"I had mustard on me. I couldn't get up." -- Swedish Fish Rock on getting up to talk to someone 3 offices away.

Changing Names...

Carrot Cake Lady has decided to change her name. From now on you can call her Holmes. Sherlock Holmes.

Defending Projects...

From Broadway to Major Mojo S. Boogie:

 Major Boogie's response: Does this mean an arm wrestle to the death?

Next Week...

"I'll be nice next week." -- Major Mojo S. Boogie

Arguments...

"Who likes to argue more than me? No one!" -- Broadway

Classy...

"We've got to do better than this, man. That's 'klassy' with a 'k' and you're 'classy' with a 'c'." -- Broadway