Friday, October 7, 2011

Candy...

Major Mojo S. Boogie to D-Buttersnaps after the latter asks a question: "Whoa... That is a huge pile of Swedish Fish... I can't put them back now... Wait... What was your question?"

The Plague...

"No, no. I don't have the plague anymore. However, I almost died when I choked on a pea last night." --Mingion Admin

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Living Life...

"If I do anything right in this world it is party right." --Teea Warrior Princess

Happiness...

"I love the Muppets. They're the best thing that has ever happened to me! Except for that other thing..." --Major Mojo S. Boogie

Monday, September 19, 2011

My Life...

"I have a life... It's in a jar on a shelf... Every once in a while I take it down, look at it and shake it up like a snow globe." --Swedish Fish Rock

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Last Day (Rights)....

"You know we're executing you before you leave, right? We give you a bunch of projects, a last meal, and then we shoot you." --Major Mojo S. Boogie

Thursday, September 8, 2011

I'll Trade You...

"If you do me this one favor, I will take you and the rest of the Amazon Princesses out to lunch next week." --Pool Man