Caution...

Swedish Fish Rock: You're not giving me something to download viruses to my computer are you?
Almond Joy: No. I have other ways of giving you viruses.

The Good and the Bad...

Good day at work: Narrowly missing getting spit on by the boss.
Bad day at work: The beating stick comes out of the cupboard.

Bad News....

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go for your LACK OF TE-LE-PA-THY." --Swedish Fish Rock

Best. Word. Ever...

"I think 'spangled' is one of the best words in the English Language." --Mrs. Weasel Nums

Help Needed....

Position: Marketing Ninja

Job Description: Seek out and destroy all complainers.

Required Skills: Sweet moves with Nunchucks and skill at throwing projectiles. Must have a background in Martial Arts.

Salary: Commensurate with experience.

Body Mass...

"I wish I was as thin as my patience..." --JJ

How Good Are You?...

Swedish Fish Rock: I need him to fill out paperwork, but I want to get it on the production schedule so I'm being a little bit naughty.
JJ: So you're going to be really naughty.
SFR: No I'm not, I'm the sweetest little person.
JJ: The sweetest little naughty.