Wallpaper...

Photoschriber: Are those donuts?
Hot Pink Gym Shoes: Or Froot Loops.

Go Big...

Queen Bee: It's go big or go home.
Crafty Sven: Let's go home.
Queen Bee: We can go big tomorrow.

Testing...

"Because what we need is less qualified and dumber doctors." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Parking...

"I'll come back when I can park next to Almond Joey." -- Ringmaster

Children...

"Well, I haven't died from complications with children yet so..." -- Photoschriber

Pirates...

Wizard of Wizdom: "Unplug to Rech-ARG-e" – The story of how a kid consumed by electronics unplugs them all and starts using his imagination to search for hidden treasure.
Hot Pink Gym Shoes: I would read that.

Oxford Comma...

"The only thing the oxford comma really has going for it is its' first name..." -- Almond Joey