Jokes...

"Thank you! I'm here all week, unless I call in sick..." -- Highly Suspeck

Quotes...

"There's always a Bob Wiley quote for any situation." -- Wizard of Wizdom

Silhouette...

"I'm doing my best to silhouette this furry bear." -- Photoscriber

Speaking...

"Tink! I'm talking to you as we speak!" -- Queen Bee

Reference...

"You're going to love this reference because it comes from Jay-Z..." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes to Photoschiber, who has no knowledge of Jay-Z

Snacks...

"Can I have some of your wasabi things? I washed my hands last week..." -- Liza the Admin

Jobs...

"I only take late jobs when people apologize profusely like you just did." -- Queen Bee