Introduction Topics...

"Poodles are safe." -- Curly Q

Guilt...

Almond Joey: Now you guys are just making me feel guilty. You know that right?
Highly Suspeck: That's what we live for.

Clothing...

"I'm a clothes horse, myself." -- Almond Joey

Almond Joey-isms...

"See ya, suckers!"
"Goodnight, losers!"

Sneaking Up...

"Don't tell me that! I am done being snucked!" -- Crafty Sven

Helping People...

"What are we doing here if we're not helping scrapbookers?" -- Highly Suspeck

Taking Offense...

"Soon I will offend the entire world with my pretentiousness. *cue evil laughter*" -- Highly Suspeck