Future Students...

"Nothing entices a future student more than a dead puppy." -- Burning Man

Photo Shoot...

Photo Scriber: I think I got some handsome pictures of Hot Pink Gym Shoes though.
Hot Pink Gym Shoes: Well some things just shoot themselves, you know?

Lunch...

"Haven't you ever heard of the Egg Salad Fellowship?" -- Burning Man

Indian Names...

"That's my Indian Name: Runs With Scissors." -- Almond Joey

Pie...

"I feel like if there is pie crust there should also be pie." -- Stylish Bow Tie

Gluten Free...

Burning Man: Where were the Glutens before they were free?
Highly Suspeck: The Snakes took the Glutens with them.
Burning Man: Come on, Glutens!

Today is the day...

Almond Joey: Today's the day I'm sending you to Hawaii.
Undisclosed Employee: I won a trip to Hawaii??
Almond Joey: No. I'm buying tires. It's the same thing.