Wait...

"You can't just tell me half a story about a trumpet and a bun and then leave." -- Ringmaster

Plagiarism...

Winnogrand: I like to plagiarize from people smarter than me.
Hot-Pink Gym Shoes: Well, there's no sense in plagiarizing from people dumber than you.

Branding...

"We are changing our brand one font at a time." -- Burning Man

Strange People..

"He is a strange, strange man. There is no light on up there. It is dark and there are BATS." -- Major Mojo S. Boogie

Not Unusual...

"It's not unusual to be related to Tom Jones." -- Hot Pink Gym Shoes

Public Relations...

"PR. It's not just a concept." -- Almond Joey

Work Anniversary Gifts...

"I've actually been working here since 1995 but I guess part-time doesn't count I guess... Anyway, I've decided on the inflatable floating fishing float." -- Unknown Employee