Refrigerators...

Liza the Admin: The fridge we have is itty bitty.
Burning Man: If we need more room we can use the one in my office.
Liza: We put all the mustard in there.
Burning Man: I know. I've almost finished it.

Evaluations...

"I heard your eyes roll." -- Burning Man

Reflections...

"I knew people who fell off their clogs... When I was in high school in the 1800s..." -- Burning Man

The Rapture

"Do you know how many times I've been left behind by the rapture?" - Burning Man

Potluck...

Liza the Admin: Don't forget the potluck this Friday.
Burning Man: How much pot are we supposed to bring to this thing?

Telling People No

"They can call me and I'll tell them no, right to their ear." -- Burning Man

Arthritis...

"I can't do that. I have Arthritis... in my mind." --Broadway