Personalities...

Broadway's Alternate Personalities:

• Skitch McCoy
• Southern Belle
• Moody Football Jock (only comes out when when the Cowyboys lose even though he doesn't really watch football)
• Queen

Goats...

"I have to take this, we'll get back to your screaming goats later." -- Swedish Fish Rock

Wait...

"Can you come back and say that with an accent?" -- Major Mojo S. Boogie

Chewing Gum...

"This gum tastes like clouds." -- Broadway

Candy Bowl...

Dear Fishbowl Full of Candy,

You do not defy me. I will not be eating from you until June.

--Broadway

I Can't Get Up...

"I had mustard on me. I couldn't get up." -- Swedish Fish Rock on getting up to talk to someone 3 offices away.

Changing Names...

Carrot Cake Lady has decided to change her name. From now on you can call her Holmes. Sherlock Holmes.